Overheard

...while waiting to board my flight from Amsterdam to London.

3ish-year-old English girl with the cutest British accent: I want my chocolate!
Father: You have to wait until you're on the plane.
Girl: But I want it! But I want it! But I want it!
Father: If you keep shouting, they won't let you on the plane.
Girl: Why not?
Father: Because they don't want noisy people.

If only this were really true (with exceptions made, of course, for cute little English girls).